Harry Potter Triwizard Cup Lamp – For the victorious! (That’s you)
Mini Nintendo Classic Edition – Comes preloaded with 30 classic NES games!
Oregon Trail Card Game – You have died of dysentery
Nuka Cola Bottle Sleeve – Great new “bottle rocket” shape!
Shakespeare Insult Generator Book – With over 150,000 insults you’ll be calling people beslubbering lily-livered popinjays in no time. (more…)
No more calling a locksmith for you!
Marshall Guitar Amp Key Holder – Officially licensed and officially badass. Hang your keys like a rockstar!
Batman on the toilet poster! – Even Superheroes gotta go.
Santa’s Stocking Flask - Please hang responsibly.